The Meaning of Success

When you are four years old, success means not pee-ing in your pants.

When you are 12 years old, success is when you have friends.

When you are 18 years old, success means having a driving license.

When you are 20 years old, success means having sex.

When you are 35 years old, success means having money.

And when you are 50 years old, success means having more money!

When people retire and reach the age of 65 or so, success often means having friends.

At 75, success means having a driving license.

At 80, success means having sex.

And of course, at 85, success means not pee-ing in your pants.

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